Recap

This screenshot is from a wayback machine, and accesses a post on Dreadit, the ARG version of Reddit. The post gives a lot of information with not enough context on its own. We learn about the VSPR-37 pandemic for the first time, that Nex Gen is a well known powerful company (led by Eve), that they have a girl immune to the virus. We also learn about Gaia Facilities owned by Nex Gen. Nex Gen thinks that the cure to VSPR-37 is DMT (a hallucinogenic substance), and claims the girl produces tons of it. But they also want to use DMT to help humanity reach a kind of “pre-pandemic utopia” based on the belief that a LBRP ritual leads to that kind of utopia (belief coming from Neosages, aka the Cult of Mantra). Here comes the DREAMSEEKER : devices coupled with DMT that can trigger the same result as a LBRP ritual and help reach Youtopia. The main scientist working on that is Strassman. At the end, we learn that there are Kingslayer prophecies.

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Nex Gen weirdness Question

Nex Gen Claims They Found a Girl Immune to VSPR-37 - I'm already rolling my 3rd eye

So, I've been going down the mother of all rabbit holes on Spyder this weekend and wanna know if anyone else is on this shit- cos I dunno whether to laugh, cry or be scared shitless.

So we all know ever since our parents laid the world to waste and handled the VSPR-37 virus worse than my guts handle taco Tuesday, we've been living in a circus of psycho billionaires and suss corpo's peddling breakthroughs and miracles that will supposedly get us back to a pre-pandemic utopia, whatever that looked like. Well, everyones favourite Al run megalordz Nex Gen is back on the scene, cos apparently ruling planet earth isn't enough (they own 89 percent of the trade network, mainly due to their world wide GAIA REHAB facilities, which if ur reading this from one of those shitholes, I'm sorry)

Ok strap in, cos what's coming out on these lunatics is out of this fucking world (pun intended)

'trusted' (lol) sources are reporting that NEXGEN have found a young girl who's immune. Yeah, immune. And apparently, it's all because of her pineal gland. Apparently this kid's nodes on overdrive, producing DMT like there's no tomorrow. For those out of the loop, This gland, often called the "brain jewel" by new age weirdos, might be more than just a part of our noggin, and DMT is that hallucinogenic stuff linked to dreams and spiritual bollox, but of which the majority of us dont really produce anymore because of Skyveins and fluoride or some shit. If u ask me I reckon the latter was just made up by stinky hippies due to their aversion of personal hygiene. So, these Nex Gen quacks claim a turbo-charged pineal gland is not only linked to immunity But are suggesting it could unlock a state of consciousness that helps us escape this post-apocalyptic shit tip. Rumour has it they are building a device supposedly called DREAMSEEKER that, coupled with high amount of DMT can trigger the same spiritual reaction as powerful ancient rituals such as LBRP (among others) and take the user outta this dystopian nightmare into some perfect dream world. Lost? Yeah me too. If you want to know more about the NEOSAGES & their sacred rituals such as the LBRP click here although let me save you the effort, it's basically Western esoteric nonsense which is supposed to create a sacred space and bring the practitioner into alignment with their higher self - Jesus, I'm boring myself just typing this garbage.

Who's Pulling the Strings?

Meet Dr. Karl Strassman, the nutter leading this spectacle. Known for his crackpot theories on human consciousness and evolution, Strassman's teamed up with Nex Gen's suss AF AI supercomputer, to unlock the pineal gland's secrets. Here's where it gets even bleaker. What is almost certainly true from all reports, is theyve been doing these studies on countless people, mostly kids, and that even though its almost certain they are lying about this one kids supposed immunity, this kid exists, and cannot leave the facility. I feel for her, but I mean, if ur dumb enough to go sign up for a project like that, you kinda had it coming.

It all gets almost a bit too ridiculous to even bother retyping, but theres talks EVE believes she can bottle this miracle-child's unique alkaloid structure and supply it to the unsuspecting public, transporting us all to a shiny brand new perfect world...Wouldn't that be nice, huh ?

Daftest shit I've heard since the kingslayer prophecies.

Thoughts ? Edit: Wow, this blew up more than I expected! Thanks for the upvotes and all the bleak comments. Im deffo going to look into some of these other cover-ups of NEX GEN, seem even more cursed that I knew. (How have I never heard of the 0-BAE peacekeeper scandal!?) Keep the theories coming - I’ll update if I find out more.

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itch-for-the-cure 18 hr. ago

i actually agree w you on a lot of this, theres defo some sketchy things happening around there, my buddy used to work in disposal at our local gaia facility & he was always finding weird shit in the dumpsters, things he said he couldn't even bring himself to repeat. All he did say was that he once found some weird cloaks with a weird logo on.

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enohkee4n 19 hr. ago based username ^_^ ⬆️ 8 ⬇️

          Kidonthegram 19 hr. ago
          if you are referring that band they haven't made anything good since suicide season
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                   Accurate_Shoe_951 19 hr. ago
                   u sound like an insufferable moron
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